I was sitting at my kitchen counter enjoying my morning meds and a tasty bite of my mom's homemade quiche and then BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! I was attacked by the most outrageously huge bee I have ever had the misfortune to meet. The picture doesn't due justice to his size, but check out those crazy jaw-clamp-pincher-teeth! Trust me, this thing was crazy. Apparently he only came inside to commit bee suicide. I didn't even touch him. After buzzing around and scarring me to death for about 15 minutes, he just landed on my floor and never beat his little tiny bee wings again.